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Flowing Carpet Flowing Carpet

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hoo, big review!!

Gore, I could have chosen to review any of your songs...but I had to do this again. I listen to it still today, and it kicks as much ass as it always did.

This is the best fucking song you've ever done. And that's fucking hard to do. This, seriously, is so good I tried to learn it from ear (I'm still far off, though).

Really, I could never top this masterpiece. This defies everything I have ever done. It's that fucking clean riff!! The clean riff tops Fade to Black, This Love, Black Friday, everything but one - Watch The Children Pray by Metal Church (when I start submitting again I'm gonna cover that).

Promise me that when you get a band together (plenty of cool guys in Plymouth and Cornwall) you'll do this. Please do this with your band, and don't change a thing. Don't make it a video track on T.V, either, because everyone will love it so much It'll be played all the time, then it will get boring.

Once again, when you get a band, you can get a demo record deal for £80 (to record a demo - that was the price for a full day in PMC for my band - we did two songs, but it was in Plymouth and I don't know the price for where you're living). When you record your demo, tour England, and tell me when you get to Plymouth. I'll be there.

Anways, I will love this song until it gets physically boring (never). Astounding stuff.

GoreBastard responds:

Wow! Thanks alot mate! Shit! I will definately do this if I make an album or something. It will be the last track as an outro or something. That would kick arse. I can't believe how much you like this song! It's quite easy to play, keep trying and you'll get it eventually.

I've never heared that Metal Church song. I'll have to check it out.

And when I tour (hopefully!!!), Plymouth will be the first place I come to!

Cheers mate. You made my day!

Rot in Fucking Hell (Again) Rot in Fucking Hell (Again)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I am FlameMesial

By the way, I'm FlameMesial's alter-ego. That's why I said he sucks in a different review. I would review all of your songs again, but It'll be hard work. I love your music, Gore. Brilliant stuff.

GoreBastard responds:

Ahhh! I see. Actually I was gonna tell that guy to fuck off, but he was giving me a good review so I didn't have the heart!!! Then I find out it was you! Anyway Thanks for the cool review, you bastard!!!

Alot of people are asking me not to stop submitting... Crazy shit! But like I said, I'll still be on the forums and stuff. Cheers again, if I'm ever down south, we'll have to have a fucking beer.

Grind Grind

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Many reviews!!

I love this one also. I'm running out of ideas for putting in my reviews for you! Well, all I can say is that FlameMesial has reviewed all of your kick-ass music twice. I hope you appreciate it.

speedmetalmessiah responds:

I sure do man.I also find myself running out of things to say sometimes haha.

Mixed Emotions (with solo) Mixed Emotions (with solo)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


"He liked it and told me to submit it."

No wonder he liked it! This still fuckin rocks.

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Thanks man.Glad it doesn't start sucking over time.

D_DEAD from DOOM 2 (re-done) D_DEAD from DOOM 2 (re-done)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It sounds way more diverse with drums!!

It sounds way more diverse with drums!!

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Yeah but the bass drum got drowned out.Piece of crap.Thanks for all the extra reviews.

Super Mario Bros.2- Underworld Super Mario Bros.2- Underworld

Rated 5 / 5 stars


"Yeah this sounds much better than it did in the email. Well done!! Too bad the download rate is slow, I'll do you a favour and download it twice!"

Same thing, but this time it'll be 5 times!!

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Haha thanks dood.I owe you.

Pissed Off loop Pissed Off loop

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is some cool riffage. Very bouncy indeed. Nice one.

speedmetalmessiah responds:

The best part is it didn't take long to make.Thanks.

Thrash loop of DEATH!!!!!! Thrash loop of DEATH!!!!!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I threw in a joke when I last reviewed this, so I'll do it again:


A guy walks into the psychologist's office wearing only shorts made from Saran wrap. The psychologist looks at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

Hwahwahwa! This is a very cool loop! How are you getting on with your new song, the one that's supposedly 4 minutes long?

speedmetalmessiah responds:

I've heard that one before but it's still kinda funny.

I have some riffs planned out for my new track I just need to decide whats going where.

Thrash Loop Thrash Loop

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Why isn't ths in a flash yet? NG has piccy bastards!! Yeah good work. Great riffs.

speedmetalmessiah responds:

I think my pissed of loop or my Fight Music would be better but I would settle for any of my tunes in a flash.

Intro to Hell Intro to Hell

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This still is great!

This tune is still stuck in my head, you know. That's a great thing. I'm glad you made this.

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Thanks a lot I liked this one a lot too.